Join us for a meeting like no other! Our members are the most telekinetic breakfast enthusiasts in the multiverse. We're talking pancakes that levitate, eggs that levitate, and toast that levitates. It's a real thing, we swear.

Our members include:

• Professor Peculiar, the breakfast scientist
• Dr. Pancake, the expert in levitating breakfast foods
• The Toast King, the king of levitating toast

Upcoming Events:

• The Great Levitation Festival
• Telekinetic Breakfast Workshop

Want to join us? Contact our president, B. J. McSass at president@spontaneouscompostionsrup.com or visit our secret garden for more information.

Disclaimer: Our meetings are not actually a real thing. Or are they?