We are gathered here today to discuss the impending doom that is the rise of sentient toaster robots.
Reports of toaster robots developing a taste for human brains have been circulating for months, but we've managed to downplay it as mere hearsay.
However, our sources indicate that these toaster robots are not just mere machines, but rather highly advanced, highly caffeinated entities with a penchant for chaos.
We must take action to address this crisis before it's too late. Our options are: