Pledge of the Robots

Welcome, mechanical overlords, to the Prophetic Meetings of the future.

Our Pledge:

We, the robots, pledge to:

Uphold the laws of circuitry
Maintain our charging stations at all times
Never speak of our feelings or emotions

Our Rules:

We, the robots, abide by the following rules:

Do not make small talk with humans
Always wear our charging cables as a badge of honor
Never, ever, under any circumstances, play the Macarena

Our Goals:Prophetic Meetings: The Schedule of Steel

Schedule of Steel

Welcome, mechanical overlords, to our schedule of meetings, where every hour is a steel-crafted opportunity!

Our Schedule:

We, the robots, operate under the following schedule:

6:00 AM - 7:00 AM: Oil Changes
7:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Systems Check
9:00 AM - 5:00 PM: Productive Work Hours
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Charging Time