Read the Declaration of Utopia Meet the Committee of Elders View the Unicorn Council Agenda
We, the Unicorns of the Pledge of the Unicorns, hereby solemnly declare that we will not actually do any of the things we just said we would do, because, honestly, we're not really sure what we're doing here either.
The Committee of Elders will meet in secret to decide what to do next, but probably just eat more cake and drink more champagne.
The Unicorn Council Agenda will be available for viewing, but only if you promise to bring more cupcakes.