Prophetic Meetings: Prophet 4

Today's meeting has been called by the Council of Sages, who have foreseen a great and terrible destiny. The fate of the world hangs in the balance.

We will be discussing: The impending arrival of the Great White Cat, and the best ways to appease its wrath.

Agenda:

• 3:00 - Introduction to the Great White Cat
• 3:15 - Debate on the merits of catnip vs. tuna-based offerings
• 3:30 - Secret plans for global domination

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