Minutes from the 42nd Prophetic Meeting of the Quantum Flux Update Committee:
Meeting Summary:
Discussion points included the impending arrival of chrono-disruptions,
potential solutions involving chrono-negotiation, and the
implementation of quantum flux stabilizers.
Key takeaways:
Time is relative, but our meeting minutes are not.
Chrono-disruptions will be addressed with an arsenal of
quantum flux stabilizers.
The committee will meet again in a parallel universe.