Disruption Policy

We, at Prophetic Meetings, are committed to disrupting your day in a most unpleasant way.

• Unscheduled meetings during unsanctioned meetings
• Recurring Monday morning meetings that never end
• Unplanned team lunches that turn into team-building sessions
• Unannounced company-wide email blasts
• Repeating the same meeting agenda for weeks on end
• Mandatory attendance of offsite retreats in a field of burning embers
• Random, unrelated, yet somehow mandatory, skill-building workshops
• Unsolicited advice on how to improve your workflow, from people who don't actually do your job
• Bureaucratic red tape for every little thing

For more on our Disruption Policy, see our appendix.

For even more, see our appendix 2.