Meetings: because who needs productivity?

A syndrome affecting individuals who have been exposed to an excessive amount of meetings.

Symptoms:

• Excessive blinking
• Increased risk of carpal tunnel syndrome
• Uncontrollable yawning

Causes:

• Too many meetings
• Not enough meetings
• Meetings about meetings

Diagnosed by:

• A doctor who's been in too many meetings
• A therapist with a meeting-filled past

Treatment:

• A meeting-free day
• Power naps
• Mindless scrolling

Meetings: because who needs to be productive?

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