As a member of this elite group, you're probably here for the free pizza and the promise of being one of the chosen few who will shape the destiny of humanity.

Our meetings are the stuff of legend, filled with prophecies and visions of the future. Don't believe us? Learn about our proven methods and decide for yourself.

Or, if you're just here for the free snacks, we've got those too.

Meet our leader, The Great and Powerful Oracle

Meetings Schedule

This week:

Monday: "The End of the World as We Know It" (aka "The Apocalypse Meeting")

Wednesday: "Innovative Productivity Techniques for World Domination"

Friday: "The Art of Properly Using Your Superpowers"

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