Welcome to the meetings that never end, where the future is always bright, but the coffee is always cold.
We're not just talking about the usual utopian nonsense here. No, no. We're talking about a world where everyone's a winner, but not in a boring way.
"The future is not set. The lines in your hands are not laid. That red button you're staring at, the one on the wall? That's not a button. That's just a... thing." - Prophetic Dave, 2050
Our team of highly trained, hyper-optimistic professionals will guide you through the crystal ball of uncertainty, but be warned, the answers may not be what you expect.
Paradox of Choice: Where Everyone Wins, But Nobody Really Does Utopian Snowball: Where the Future is a SnowglobeDon't get us wrong, our meetings are still fun! You get to wear funny hats, and pretend to be interested, and maybe, just maybe, you'll get a free lunch.
So come on down, and let's make the future, together!