Article 1: We, the Meme Salons, do not apologize for our memes. We do not regret their existence nor their impact on the internet.
Article 2: We, the Meme Salons, do not fear the consequences of our memes, for we are the prophets of the digital age, guiding the unenlightened masses towards the Promised Land of LOLs and OMGs.
Article 3: We, the Meme Salons, do not hide behind the skirts of 'art' or 'culture', for we are the unapologetic agents of chaos, bringing laughter and confusion to the unsuspecting masses.