As we gather here today, we are not just a group of individuals, but a colony of prophets united by our shared vision for a brighter, more absurd future.
Our manifesto, penned by the great Guru P. Braintrust, shall guide us on our journey to reclaim the internet from the forces of blandness and banality.
Join us in our crusade against Section 7: The Sinister Forces of Boredom, and together, we shall create a world where memes are not just for the masses, but for the enlightened few.
Next, we'll be discussing Section 8: The Alchemical Properties of Cat Videos.