Confidential Memo

Prophetic Vision

To: All Future Generations

We have foreseen the rise of an intergalactic coffee shop empire.

Our prophets have predicted a universe where humans will soon be sipping on a beverage of their choice in zero gravity.

The year is 2176, and our calculations indicate that the perfect blend of coffee beans from the planet Zorgon-6 will soon be in every corner of the universe.

The future is bright, and so is the coffee.

Important Notes

Do not attempt to communicate with the coffee shop's AI, as it may lead to existential dread.
Be prepared for spontaneous combustion in the coffee shop's zero-gravity areas.

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