Volume 1, Issue 1, 23rd Century Edition
Dear fellow time travelers,
Don't forget to set your clock to 'Temporal Displacement' mode.
Bring snacks. You never know when you'll be stuck in a time loop.
When encountering a paradox, repeat 'I am the one who will not be silenced' 7 times, then run.
If you see a butterfly, it's not just a butterfly. It's a harbinger of doom.
Stay temporal, travel well, and remember: Time is not a straight line, it's a wobbly, wavy mess.
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