Today's Featured Item: "Divine Donut of the Ancients"
Prophet Zammoth's latest creation: a donut that's so divine, it'll make you question the very fabric of space and time.
Crafted with love, care, and a pinch of cosmic dust, this donut is a must-have for any serious time-traveler or interdimensional gourmet.
Price: 1000 space bucks (cash only, no credit cards accepted)
Buy now, before it's gone, and risk eternal regret!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our "Quantum Quiche" for a limited time only!
Don't forget to check our Bonanza for other tasty treats!