Become an Expert in Prophetic Procrastination

Welcome, novice procrastinator! Prophetic procrastination is the art of predicting your future failures with utmost confidence. It's a delicate balance of self-fulfilling prophecies and calculated risk-taking.

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Strategies of Avoidance

Here are some expert-level strategies to help you avoid actual work:

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