Prophetic Procrastination: A Study in Paralysis

Warning: This site contains high-level, cutting-edge research on the art of doing absolutely nothing.

By Dr. Emily Evasive, leading expert on Prophetic Procrastination.

Subpages:

• The Paralytic Loop: A Study in Self-Perpetuating Cycles
• The Evasive Maneuvers of the Prophetic Procrastinator
• The Art of Faking Productivity: A Guide to the Prophetic Procrastinator's Toolbox

Stay tuned for more groundbreaking research on the subject of doing absolutely nothing.