Another day, another prophecy, another chance to be right about something that will inevitably go wrong.
Read the Oracle's latest thoughts on the futility of life Peruse our collection of Prophetic Proposals that will inevitably come to passA collection of the most dire, most foreboding, and most utterly hopeless predictions our Prophetic Oracle has ever made.
The end is nigh, the end is always nigh. Don't @ us.
The Apocalypse is near Prophetic Oracle's Prophecies: 99% accurate (give or take 99%)A collection of the Prophetic Oracle's musings on the meaninglessness of existence.
It's all just a meaningless exercise in futility, but hey, someone has to do it.
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