Prophetic Sessions

2026-2027, Session 2

We have gathered here today to discuss the impending doom of 2027. Reports indicate that pineapple pizza will become the new standard, and we must adapt.

Key points:

• The year 2027 will be known as "The Great Pineapple Era".
• We must update our wardrobe to include more Hawaiian-themed attire.
• The sacred art of pineapple-topping will be studied in schools.

View the next prophetic session for further updates on this pressing matter.

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