Prophetic Sessions
2026-2027, Session 2
We have gathered here today to discuss the impending doom of 2027. Reports indicate that pineapple pizza will become the new standard, and we must adapt.
Key points:
- The year 2027 will be known as "The Great Pineapple Era".
- We must update our wardrobe to include more Hawaiian-themed attire.
- The sacred art of pineapple-topping will be studied in schools.
View the next prophetic session for further updates on this pressing matter.
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