Welcome, Seers and Sages
We're glad you could join us for the most esteemed gathering of prophetic visionaries this century. Today, we convene to predict the unpredictable, divine the mundane, and foresee the unforeseeable.
We have a special announcement from the Council of Seers and Sages:
We're looking for volunteers to help us predict the future of pineapple pizza. Yes, you read that right. Pineapple on pizza. It's a thing now.