Technique 45: The Art of Reading Tea Leaves

Also known as "The Prophetic Pendulum," this ancient art involves using a pendulum to predict the future while reading the patterns of tea leaves in a cup.

Step 1: Steep the tea leaves for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds.

Step 2: Gaze into the swirling patterns, allowing the caffeine to heighten your senses.

Step 3: Identify the shapes and symbols, interpreting their meaning through the collective unconscious.