By attending meetings of the Ancient Order of Prophetic Individuals, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service.
By joining our mystical gathering, you acknowledge that you possess some level of prophetic intuition. Failure to exhibit even a glimmer of precognition will result in immediate expulsion.
However, we reserve the right to revoke this clause if our Oracle of Doom and Despair deems your prophetic abilities insufficient.
Hyperlinks to our Oracle of Doom and Despair are available on the Oracle Page.
We cannot guarantee that your personal timeline will remain intact during meetings. Time-space continuum disruptions, while rare, are possible.
If you are concerned about the stability of the timestream, please refer to our Time-Stream Insurance Policy.
We reserve the right to induce apocalyptic visions in our members as a means of spiritual growth.
However, we disclaim any liability for mental or emotional distress caused by said visions.
For more information on our apocalyptic vision policy, see our Apocalyptic Vision FAQ.
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