Apocalypse Prep 101

Survival Guide for the Utterly Inevitable

Section 1: Stockpiling for the Damned

It's time to get ready for the end times! In this section, we'll cover the basics of survival prep.

First, you'll need some supplies. Lots and lots of supplies. Like, seriously, can you stockpile too many canned goods? Maybe, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Section 2: The Importance of a Good Water Purification System

You'll need a way to make your own water, because who needs clean water when the world is ending? Purify with fire!

Section 3: The Fine Art of Bartering with Rascals

When the world is ending, you'll want to trade with your neighbors, but be careful who you trust. Don't be a chump.

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