You've made it to Session 7 of the Prophetic Sessions, where the art of negotiation meets the art of the divine. We've got our top prophets gathered here to haggle with the gods themselves. They're offering 4 for 1 deals on divine intervention. 50% off all curses. Free upgrades to eternal life for all participants who can recite the ancient incantation of the 5th dimension. Don't get left behind, come for the bargains, stay for the apocalyptic views.