Here, the prophets of the very very future see all, know all, and predict all. Sort of.
Our prophecies are not to be taken literally, or at all. They're just for fun. But also kind of serious, because, you know, the future is coming for you.
Some prophecies are more likely than others. Like, for example:
But don't just read our prophecies, come and participate! Share your own prophecies in our Prophesy-share!
And if you're really brave, come see our resident prophet, Bartholomew the Unpredictable, live and in person!