Prophetical Sessions

Where the future is foretold, but not necessarily well

Warning: The prophecies contained herein may not be 100% accurate, but are guaranteed to be 100% entertaining.

2024-2025 Sessions

Join us for our first session of the new millennium, where we'll discuss the impending doom of global catastrophes and the rise of the robotic overlords.

Agenda:

10:00 AM - Arrival of the Antichrist
10:30 AM - Debate on the merits of pineapple pizza
12:00 PM - Lunch break
1:00 PM - The Apocalypse begins

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2026-2027 Sessions

Our second session of the new millennium will delve into the mysteries of quantum physics and the meaning of life.

Agenda:

9:00 AM - Introduction to wormholes
10:30 AM - Debate on the ethics of artificial intelligence
12:00 PM - Lunch break
1:30 PM - Time dilation and the consequences of procrastination

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2028-2029 Sessions

Our final session of the new millennium will explore the infinite possibilities of interdimensional travel and the art of napping.

Agenda:

8:00 AM - Introduction to transdimensional portals
9:30 AM - Napping techniques for the modern prophet
11:00 AM - Lunch break
12:30 PM - The art of predicting your own predictions

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