Prophetical Sessions: Session Notes

Session 1: "Understanding the Omphalos Effect"

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice

Objective: To comprehend the intricacies of divine intervention

Key takeaways:

• God likes us, but also hates us
• The Omphalos Effect is real
• Don't question the prophet, question the prophet's hairdo

Next Steps:

1. Develop a comprehensive guide to the Omphalos Effect

2. Host a panel discussion on the ethics of divine intervention