The Omnipresent One's Sessions

Today, The Omnipresent One has decreed the following stockpile:

• Golden Snack Packs - 100,000 units
• Rare Beige Toilets - 50,000 units
• Folding Bike Helmets - 25,000 units

And has also issued several manifestos:

• The 3-act-play-of-the-revolution
• The manifesto-of-massive-spa-day
• The treatise-on-infinite-banjo-playing

The Omnipresent One has also decreed the following Timetable:

Time	Activity	Status
08:00	Meditation and Scone Consumption	Completed
12:00	Lunch with Commissars	In Progress
16:00	Utopian Planning Committee	Planned

The Omnipresent One has also foreseen several Prophecies:

• Rise of the Utopian Empire - 2050
• Collapse of the Non-Utopian Empire - 2037
• Return of the Golden Snack Packs - 2061

And has also contributed to the Utopian Encyclopedia:

• Utopia
• Utopian Snobbery