Where the pursuit of perfection is a never-ending nightmare.
You've reached the pinnacle of Utopian Skepticism, where every ideal is a disappointment.
Here's a quote from the great Utopian Philosopher, "The only true constant is the inevitability of disillusionment."
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A cautionary tale of what happens when ideals go awry.
Warning: contains graphic descriptions of utopian disappointment.
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