The Council of the Chosen Few

Welcome, seekers of esoteric truths, to the Prophets of Doom, where the chosen few gather to shape the course of destiny.

Our prophets are not your run-of-the-mill seers. No, we've hand-picked the most enlightened, most enigmatic, and most dreadfully doomed of visionaries to guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of the universe.

Meet the Council:

• Zeus, the Unseen - The patron deity of our humble abode.
• Krampus the Curse Bringer - Bringer of the apocalypse's dark horse.
• Raphael, the Scapegoat - Expert in deflecting blame and finding the exits.

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Disclaimer: The Prophets of Doom are not responsible for any actual catastrophes that may occur. Or are we.