The apocalypse has been delayed for 10 minutes due to technical difficulties.
As of 10:00 AM, the doomsday clock has not been triggered. The prophets are in disarray, trying to figure out what happened to their precious doomsday device.
Some possible causes include:
- Low levels of caffeine in the prophets' systems.
- Insufficient funding for the doomsday device.
- Unplanned maintenance on the apocalypse servers.
Stay tuned for further updates. Or don't. We're all probably going to die soon anyway.
Next Update: 11 minutes to apocalypse.