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Prophets of Doom: Apocalypse Planning Session
Minute 5: The Apocalypse Plan
Presented by: Prophet of Doom, Lord Commander Xarath
Minutes from the meeting where we discuss the finer points of our apocalyptic plan.
Key Discussion Points:
- Establishing the optimal number of zombies to unleash upon the unsuspecting populace: 17,432,019 (up from 17,421,819 last week)
- Finalizing the best method for harnessing the power of the doomsday device: 80% in favor of giant laser, 20% for the ol' fashioned nuclear option
- Determining the perfect ratio of post-apocalyptic scavenging to actual, honest-to-goodness survival skills: 3:1 (current ratio)
Key Decisions:
- Decided to hold our post-apocalyptic feast on Wednesday of next week at 14:00, at the old abandoned warehouse on 5th and Main
- Absentee ballot was cast to have the "Survival of the Fittest" competition held during the feast
Action Items:
- Assign task of designing the apocalyptic logo to Prophet of Doom, Lord Commander Xarath's intern, Bob
- Send reminder to all members to bring their favorite post-apocalyptic survival skills to the next meeting
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