Zeus, King of the Sky

God of the Gods, King of the Kingdoms, and Lord of the Lollipops

Zeus has seen it all - from the dawn of time, through the rise and fall of civilizations, and the occasional mortal who dared to challenge his authority.

His throne is made of the finest marble, his lightning bolts are always ready, and his beard is as majestic as his ego.

But don't be afraid, mere mortal, for Zeus is a just ruler - unless you're a Titan, in which case, you're toast.

And if you're wondering what's for lunch, try the ambrosial delights of the Olympian Cafeteria - where the soup is always piping hot and the gods are always in charge.