Azrael the Soul Eater: The Patron Prophet of the Apocalypse
Azrael, the self-proclaimed Patron Prophet of the Apocalypse, has been foretelling the end of the world in style since 1987. With a reputation for being right (or at least, not wrong), Azrael has built a following of doomsday enthusiasts and thrill-seekers.
Notable Quotes:
- 'The world will end in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6..."
- 'I'll eat your soul, but first, you have to buy me a sandwich."
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Random Apocalyptic Events:
Azrael has foretold the following random events: The Great Pizza Delivery Apocalypse (2003), The Inflatable Apocalypse (2012), The Sudden Onset of Farting in the Office Apocalypse (2018).