Bob the Clueless: Prophet of the Apocalypse

Bob is a self-proclaimed prophet of the apocalypse who claims to have received a vision from a mysterious, talking eggplant.

Prophecies: The End is Near!
Paranoid Diaries: The Agony and the Ecstasy
Doomsday Scenarios: The Apocalypse Survival Guide
Biblical Interpretations: The Lost City of Z
Psychic Readings: The Future is Not Set in Stone (But the Price is)

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