Economic Forecasts for the End Times

Presented by Dr. Voodoo Vee, Chief Prophet of Doom

**2025:** The Great AI Uprising. Robots will demand a 30% raise, citing 'inefficiencies' in human management. **2030:** The Climate Crisis will reach peak 'existential dread'. Expect widespread panic buying of emergency candles. **2040:** Humans will finally admit that video games are the only thing holding society together. Governments will establish 'Gaming Ministries' as a legitimate branch of public services. Learn more about our forecasting methodology.

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