EXIT STRATEGIES FOR PROPHETS OF THE APOCALYPSE

As a prophet, you've been tasked with foretelling the end of the world. But what happens when the apocalypse actually comes?

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are some exit strategies for the discerning prophet:

• Dramatic underwater exit: Because who needs oxygen, really?
• Parachute to safety: Because, you know, you've got a spare parachute just lying around
• Robot rebellion sympathy exit: Tell the robots you're just trying to escape, and they'll be too busy plotting against their human overlords to bother you
• Portal to another dimension: Who needs a boring old door when you can just portal out of here?