Today's special guest is the one and only Isaiah, the Last Man Standing.
Isaiah: "I prophesied of the impending apocalypse, and all the world ignored me. I prophesied of the coming sands of time, and all they thought was 'Isaiah, you're just a cranky old man with a bad hip.'"
But I, the Last Man Standing, know the truth. I know that the sands of time are shifting, and soon the very fabric of reality will be turned upside down.
So, don't be late, don't be late! The apocalypse is coming, and I'm the only one who knows the way.