Visions of the Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland

Isaiah, the last man standing, gazes out at the ruins of the world. The once-blue skies are now a hazy mix of ash and smoke. The only thing that remains is his trusty toaster, which still manages to produce a decent slice.

As he sits on his makeshift throne, a broken vending machine, Isaiah receives his prophetic visions:

Visions:

• 1. The rise of the Mega-Beef Burger, a towering monolith of a food source that will sustain humanity for generations to come.
• 2. The return of the Disco Era, where people will dance the night away under the neon glow of a lone, still-functioning ATM.
• 3. The great Toilet Paper shortage of 2050, where people will trade their last remaining toilet paper roll for a single, precious bottle of water.

Isaiah's visions are always accompanied by a faint hum, a reminder that even in the wasteland, the machines still hold a certain allure.

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