Prophets' Budget: A Guide to the Apocalypse's Finances

We're running out of time, people! The Apocalypse is coming, and we need to make sure our budget is in order.

Decision 1: Apocalypse Insurance Premium

We're going to invest 50% of our budget in Apocalypse Insurance. Because, let's face it, we're going to need it.

Decision 2: Doomsday Prepper Supplies

We're going to allocate 30% of our budget to Doomsday Prepper Supplies. Because, let's face it, we're going to need a lot of canned goods.

Decision 3: Apocalypse Fashion Trends

We're going to spend 10% of our budget on Apocalypse Fashion Trends. Because, let's face it, we're going to need some stylish survival gear.

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