Prophets Budget 2022

The Sacred Council on Fiscal Matters

As the appointed Prophets of the Apocalypse, our divine task is to allocate the sacred funds for the coming year. After much deliberation and copious consumption of sacred ambrosia, we present to you our budget for 2022.

Revenue Streams:

• Merchandising of prophetic wares - $1,000,000
• Subscription to Sandwiches of the Ancients - $800,000
• Rituals and Ceremonies (includes, but not limited to, the annual 'Burning of the Old Calendar') - $200,000

Expenses:

• Prophet's Quarters Renovation - $300,000
• Staff of the Apocalypse (includes 3.5 full-time prophets and 1 intern)
• Prophetic Transportation Services (includes, but not limited to, the maintenance of the sacred motorcycle)

Surpluses:

• Prophetic Discretionary Fund - $1,200,000