Prophets' Budget 2022: Section 1 - Survival Gear
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Section 1: Survival Gear

As we all know, the apocalypse is nigh, and we'll need to be prepared. Here's our list of essentials for survival.

• 1. Gas Masks: Because Air is Bad for You
• 2. Water Purification Tablets: Because Water is Life (and also Radioactive)
• 3. Duct Tape: The Swiss Army Knife of the Damned
• 4. Thermo Flask: For When You Need a Hot Beverage to Drown Your Sorrows

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