Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Prophets of the Apocalypse have allocated a whopping 500,000 gold doubloons for emergency services in 2022. This includes but is not limited to:
Dragon Fire Suppression - 100,000
Nuclear Fallout Shelter Construction - 200,000
Apocalypse-proof Insurance - 100,000
Disaster Relief Fund - 50,000
Notes from the Prophet of the Apocalypse
As the world teeters on the brink of destruction, it's essential to be prepared. Don't forget to stock up on canned goods and bottled water. Also, please, for the love of all that is holy, do not underestimate the importance of a good apocalypse-proof umbrella.