Due to the impending apocalypse, we've had to get creative with our budget. Here's what we've allocated for our sacred stash of herbal remedies:
1. Essential Oils for Smoother Judgment Days ($1,000)
2. Magic Mushrooms for Enhanced Focus ($2,500)
3. Basil for Brain Fog ($500)
Total: $4,000
Side note: We're considering outsourcing our herbalism to the