Emergency Measure 1: Goat Deployment

Section 7: Contingency Planning

In the event of an imminent apocalypse, it is crucial that we have a solid plan in place to ensure the survival of our esteemed prophets.

Goat Handbook provides a comprehensive guide on how to properly deploy our trusty goats in the face of catastrophe.

Sub-Measure 2: Goat Signal Jamming

In order to prevent the apocalyptic AI from detecting our goat deployment, we must jam its signal. This is where Goat Hacking Tools comes in.

Goat Whispering Techniques will be crucial in calming down the AI's goat- detecting sensors.

Sub-Measure 3: Goat Evacuation Plan

In case of an imminent apocalypse, we must have a foolproof plan to evacuate our goats from the premises.

Please refer to Evacuation Vessel Designs for more information on our custom-built, apocalypse-proof vessels.