Prophets' Budget 2022: Section 8 Rat Camouflage
The year is upon us, and the budget is a mess!
- Section 8 Rat Camouflage: $1,000,000 allocated for rat-proofing the office
- Prophet's Pajamas: $5,000 for the prophet's sacred slumberwear collection
- Interdimensional Portal Maintenance: $2,500 for the upkeep of the portal to the realm of the divine
A breakdown of the expenses:
We're seeing a 300% increase in prophesied expenses, mainly due to:
- Unforeseen rat infestations
- Unreliable divine intervention
- The need for more prophetic attire