Prophets' Budget 2022: Section 8 Rat Camouflage

The year is upon us, and the budget is a mess!

• Section 8 Rat Camouflage: $1,000,000 allocated for rat-proofing the office
• Prophet's Pajamas: $5,000 for the prophet's sacred slumberwear collection
• Interdimensional Portal Maintenance: $2,500 for the upkeep of the portal to the realm of the divine

A breakdown of the expenses:

We're seeing a 300% increase in prophesied expenses, mainly due to:

• Unforeseen rat infestations
• Unreliable divine intervention
• The need for more prophetic attire

Prophet's Pajamas Interdimensional Portal Maintenance Rat Camouflage Expenses