Prophets Budget 2022: Section 8 - Sustainable Energy Edition

Section 8: Sustainable Energy

We're going green! Well, as green as our apocalyptic wasteland allows us to be.

Our budget allocation for sustainable energy includes:

• 50%: Solar-powered doomsday shelters (because why not?)
• 30%: Wind turbines for our makeshift windmill-powered catapults
• 20%: Geothermal energy harnessing for our underground bunker's coffee machine

But wait, there's more! We've also allocated funds for:

• 10%: Carbon offsetting for all the CO2 we're emitting from our constant screaming "WAKE ME UP!" at the sky

See what we're planning for transportation!