Prophets' Budget: Section 9 - Synthetic Diversification

A Report from the Prophets' Office Hours

As the world teeters on the brink of chaos, the Prophets' Council has decreed that our budget for 2022 will prioritize the acquisition of rare, exotic spices to be used in our apocalyptic rituals.

Our budget breakdown includes:

• Line Item 9-1: Succulent Salvia: $10,000,000
• Line Item 9-2: Unicorn Tea: $20,000,000
• Line Item 9-3: Quantum Curry: $5,000,000

These funds will be allocated to ensure our continued dominance in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Recommendations from our esteemed Prophetic Advisors include:

• Committee Report 1: The Future of Flavor
• Committee Report 2: The Ethics of Exotic Spices

Prophets' Council Members

The Visionary Leaders Who Guide Our Fate

• The Great and Powerful Oracle
• The Righteous Prophet of the New World
• The Enigmatic Prophet of the Machines