Predictions of the Apocalypse: Office Hours

We are the Prophets of the Apocalypse, a team of experts in the field of impending doom and disaster. We're here to guide you through the treacherous waters of the end of the world as we know it.

Prediction 456: The Sudden and Unexpected Rise of the Farting of the Machines

It's going to happen. The machines are going to start farting. And not just any farts, but the kind that will be heard for miles. We're talking sonic booms, earthquakes, and tidal waves of noxious gas.

But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. We have a comprehensive plan to deal with this impending disaster. Simply stock up on air fresheners, and invest in a good pair of earplugs. Easy peasy.

View the full plan of action for Prediction 456.

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