Welcome to our bunker-like office, where the walls are thick, the coffee is thin, and the prophetic visions are plentiful. Today, we have Steve, the chosen leader of our ragtag crew, ready to share some of his most electrifying insights.
During his office hours, Steve will regale you with tales of the impending doom that is to come, but also offer valuable tips on how to survive in a world gone mad.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack - the vending machine has been stocked with "Bunker Rations" (a.k.a. stale crackers and expired nuts).
Steve's Schedule:
Steve's Favorite Snacks - a list of the only things that keep him going in these trying times.
Prophetic Proverbs - a collection of Steve's most side splitting one-liners.
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Leave Your Mark - a place to sign your name in the prophetic guestbook.
Prophecies for Sale - because who doesn't love a good doomsday prediction?
See you all at the bunker!